Without a Thought
Hey, my name is Chance. I'm 18 and socially awkward. Living the life. By that I mean I'm in college just waiting for this social catastrophe to be over. I love Homestuck. I think Jennifer Lawrence and Lorde are both classy individuals. And I have a thing for Ke$ha and her glitter. We should probably be friends.
I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
omg doesnt even mean oh my god anymore it just means omg
Polite elephant crosses multiple farms on her voyage without damaging a single fence
"you wear that shirt a lot"
yes because i own it
(Source: im-moving-yo, via feat)
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
Still a little pissed I can’t fly or set things on fire with my mind