Without a Thought
Hey, my name is Chance. I'm 18 and socially awkward. Living the life. By that I mean I'm in college just waiting for this social catastrophe to be over. I love Homestuck. I think Jennifer Lawrence and Lorde are both classy individuals. And I have a thing for Ke$ha and her glitter. We should probably be friends.
Apparently if you have an anxiety disorder you can go backwards in time.
Are you kidding? I can go back to that exact moment when I was 6 and I said something embarrassing any time I like.
well that’s just painfully accurate
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with great power comes a great electricity bill
Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s Mein Kampf
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“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
I know how you feel Phil
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Omg best thing I’ve ever seen
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this is important and more people need to understand this